At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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