I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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