so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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