is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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