you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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