They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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