hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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