Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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