she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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