i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
A+ Viking dick
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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