Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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