How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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