I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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