Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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