Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
