Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I could fuck to npr.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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