That's intense
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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