Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
