): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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