can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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