STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
