I think I died a long time ago.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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