Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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