Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
vagina is talking i cant
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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