Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
North Korea, Best Korea!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
try to milk me bitch
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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