Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
