guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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