I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Randomize
