thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I don't deserve a penis
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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