I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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