You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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