You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I want a musical about memes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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