Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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