when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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