butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
