I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Randomize