i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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