What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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