Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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