Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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