Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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