White coat. Heels.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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