i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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