True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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