You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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