brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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