There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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