R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The adults are the big ones right?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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