I'm drive I can fine osifer
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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