Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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