she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's always time for handjobs
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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