ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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