Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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