Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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