Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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