He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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